dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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