my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
nutella sex= disaster
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize