i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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