sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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