That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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