Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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