I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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