Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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