gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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