we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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