Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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