i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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