and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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