You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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