We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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