at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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