are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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