if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ugly people sure do ruin things
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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