He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
this just has baby written all over it
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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