He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If I die, sorry about rent.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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