it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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