My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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