I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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