so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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