drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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