well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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