I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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