So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
