Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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