I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
did i just pee glitter
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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