Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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