Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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