Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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