id be glad to
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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