you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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