I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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