I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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