Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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