i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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