I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I can feel your judgement through the phone
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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