your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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