Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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