her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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