why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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