dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My vagina just clenched in fear
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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