I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I just found puke in my bra..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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