Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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