I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My ass is underappreciated
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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