Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
