So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
