If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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