Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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