why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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