I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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