In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
