HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
NoShamevember. You game?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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