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I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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